Some laugh at your expense....Plagiarism

Folks found this in print long back....don't remember the author. Thanks to him or her anyway:

• Your book has a happy ending - I was so glad when it was over
• This book is dedicated to my wife without whose cooperation in keeing silent it would not have been possible to write it
• Divorce: Future tense of marriage
• No one is ever satisfied. Poor men wish they were rich; rich men wish they were handsome; bachelors wish they were married; and married men wish they could run away
• Today the only guy who likes to see a girl fully covered is her insurance agent